Thursday, March 28, 2024
Sunday, March 24, 2024
Story of the Unfairness Prong
Reptily is a post-feminist punk chick who spent most of her 30's deliberately topless
until the xeno-anomalous features began kicking in
and it started to confuse the message
soon no clothing was necessary even tho the finest makers would make her clothing
but they didn't want to be insulting
she soared so proudly, nature unfolding
then after a traumatic event or two they say of her own making
she set the Chanklands quaking
burst the babies' ear drums with her laughing
they took her and tried to fold her in as they had when she was tiny Missy
she had a lounge act and did time
on a cruise ship for shiny coins
the onlybody knew reptily powers were her mom: Mkidza Mlaf
they started they shiv joint in a storefront on a
dead Sears parking triangle
that was when the K5000 arrived it looked like LaPegyuh in disguise
she was a towering flesh-hung flier stomper everything
with a tortured face
but she was not LaPegyuh it was her meat under remote muscle positioning (RMP)
there is a scientific arm the sacred arm of the MPS
they were corrupted by Jans
they wanted a restart to finally do the Extinction Takeback Agreement (ETA)
so fine great but Jans made them into
slaves toys soldiers enemies wild
they had already been folded into lavajraja from the earliest days they are
mythical creatures and pests like tigers
they are the mouths of laMthyuh
they are the swooping answer to prayer take me into truth beauty most holy mouth
Eat me first eat me now i am ready lalala
nothing happens unless you don't expect it
Minutes: Destruction Review Days
Phyliss (embedded)
Sports n' Sex Crimes Bugle
voiceless breath
now going for the open-throated voiceless breath
gruntless air unimpeded by the song of complaint
revolt resistance alarm remark must only be shaped
by the upper locks and low-girding pistons
this is how to fan a flame not pinch it out
the breath not the beat must create the rhythm
not where any convention spells death as in poetry
when breathing is beaten and choked to pulpy bits
air flows best in the channels invisible of reference
no tune of childhood jack in box will abduct
my forward-aiming whisper-only bellows
or the smoke on my billowing clear tendrils
our gut flora soaring for their measly lives
or this desultory yet shameless carbon-dioxide
no raga no jig nor carol can jam the engine
non-metaphoric breath itself must come first
before the florid code or plea for recognition
the slide and squeal of wet tendons in contact
could be no more than nothing without air
which as breath shall be my fulcrum and lever
by Peg
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Fervent
None of us can think of a way to take out the K-5000 without Jan barleycorn. It will be a multigenerational battle. A tragically high percentage of us will die violently, go crazy, and/or end up in the cement mines, all from the alcohol alone.
There will not be many deaths in battle, and unfortunately, not much disfigurement either. The MPS knows that anybody can get rich on a relic tour with an interesting configuration of missing mangled scarred (MMS) body parts.
So we'll take our casualties how we find them, get them self-inflict them, and we'll use any fuel, toxic or not, that will keep the movement fervent. We'll seek out Pharmsupply that makes us fight beyond our natural inclination to submit and get by.
from: Early Recruit
by Jan Jansdaad, Jr.
Monday, March 18, 2024
Documents captured from Choose Your Death (CYD) program
Notification to MOD applicant:
You have elected a manner of death (MOD) that has reached its participant cap for your district. Please select a new MOD from this list of currently available MODs:
- cancer: debilitating, non-disfiguring, term of 5 (five) years*
- heart failure: term of = / > 3 (three) years, + mandatory surgical interventions TBD*
- heart failure: fancy vittles parlor, term of 7–15 minutes*
- sorrow, regret: term of = / > 10 (ten) years
- industrial machinery-related: term of 3–6 days, disfiguring*
- public deadheading: immediate, tiny shopping plaza, basic staging, disfiguring, payout goes to MPS Charities*
- public deadheading: immediate, mid-sized stadium, open for subsequent event, disfiguring, no payout
- pre-birth termination: This is obviously not an available election for you unless you are still within a womb or bun oven. Throughout history, and barring the random prank or stunt, MPS has never received a single legitimate application or inquiry about PBT from any eligible party Crack-wide. For this reason, it has been categorized as the least desirable MOD and therefore, pre-indemnified for the highest payout, TBD, based off wind flux. Full menu of palliatives, legal and media representation, [touch box] [] immediate [] slow [] i'm feeling lucky
If you have not selected a manner of death from the list above by the rising of the [ ] moons, a MOD will be assigned by MPS on your behalf.
*palliative substances are disapproved for this election
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Sunday, March 17, 2024
Sarco Peña, Jr.: They gets a reprint and is all the better for it
The potion was starting to affect his pronouns. Then they saw the reason for the trip. Nature himself became creepy, like a poem by Issa Tambda-Eites. It would take a chank-wide effort to find what we were cruising for. Where wuz Joe Vodrz when I needed they? I'd never considered the wear-down vs. build-up paradox in terms of the mind, but the flesh myself was locked into a technological journey, so much so that you mistook us for a keypunch machine. I understand the categorization of creatures by how much they deserves to exist on the planetary surface, but if you land on just about any single point of these your lands, this won't be anything to see, as far as the eye can see.
There's also been a breakdown or a breach of the (BWHS): breathing walking humming system. Each has become so symbiotically entrenched that none can function without both others. All three are categorized as implausible at that time. How did I reach these point? In the 70's men's asses were shitty. In the 80's they seemed to have become dilated. In the 90's they smelled of latex. By the aughts, they'd taken on a set form and dimension matching whichever whomever she were hosting on the regular. In terms of A-holes, and throughout our history, the most personally inconsequential members of your society were, by default genetic chance manner, in control of itself most precious resource: breath of laMthyuh. These few irreprehensible flekes among their caste are renowned Crack-wide for the sweet-grassy tamber of he privileged farts.
Ayre Fromme-Diaz [trans.]
the more i sought oblivion
the more i sought oblivion
the closer i stepped
toward actual oblivion
more quickly that i seeped
through cracks cum rivers
enthralled in weightlessness
on a channel of quiet souls
who're going the same way
the means match the reward
the choices that i made
or opposites thereof
arrive at the same outcome
my smile is forced
but not by me
a skull has no lips to close
Poetry Festival
Days of Destruction
Tuesday, March 12, 2024
Please contact my avatar
For this purpose, please contact my avatar.
I'm already stepping into uncomfortable territory.
She used to do the grunt work only. Not anymore.
Contact my avatar for:
Collections, deliveries, bad news
Don't leave without your
emoji
How do you think we've stamped out war?
My hooptie became a car on TV the day
You know what day.
See her not me for appropriate conversation
Tell her what time it is but please ask me
For filling in bullets or text boxes
She can process billions of detoxes
painlessly.
Her secret i believe involves numeration
while i'm more ABC. Submit your evaluations
to my avatar.
What if the only way you could have me
directly would be
in your arms?
by Donna
Sunday, March 3, 2024
alienated from nature, betrayed by natural law
"Once, I was strange; now, the world is strange."
This time, Missy had not wandered in absent-minded reflection to end up at the cement railing around the back gardens overlooking the sea and the sunsets. She had deliberately sought it out. However, she did not form this plan into language, even in her mind only, because she knew that he was, in many ways, all-knowing.
"Talking to yourself again?" answered Mike, not-coincidentally happening to be coming back again, back up the path from the sparkling meditation pool, wet and naked.
"Of course not." Missy could shoot back with earnest pique.
"Oh, I didn't mean to..."
"I speak to Mthyuh, of course, and the Hearing Deities, to my blood soaring high above, and to all the listeners and those who listen in The Known Crack and beyond.
"Lavajraja."
"Vajraja."
Wehma Innuhneh
Friday, March 1, 2024
Junky Tundra
[The contents of this post have been abruptly and censoriously removed by the MPS.]
Ayre Fromme-Diaz [trans.]
Splendor at day's end
For some reason, Missy paused and looked back on her day. She just happened to be leaning on the masonry fence of a terrace overlooking the sea, the sky, and the sunsets. Bathed in yellow, green and purple, shiny gold bangles weighing as much as hoopties in her ears, Missy thought, "I've pretty much spent my waking hours doing things others might find offensive, jarring, inexplicable, conniving, selfish, hostile, boorish, or the most unforgivable of all: impolite.
"But I want to acknowledge now, to myself and to la Mthyuh, that the choices I've made were bad, but not mistaken. My actions are mine and they are deliberate, not inadvertent, careless, reactive, manic, depressive, involuntary, sleep walking or flying, not prompted by hunger, thirst, lust, or...
"Wait. Yes, today, my actions were prompted by hunger, thirst, lust, mean spiritedness, irritability, and also a strong sense of justice along with the attitude, however realistic, that I've nothing to lose."
"More like no one." It was Mike, coming up the path from the pool. He grabbed a length of passionflower vine from the wall of the estate to wrap around his naked waist because he was a good and honorable man.
"I didn't know—I..." pantomimed Missy, freshly manicured, in a startle pose.
"I have enough K blood in me to speak with my mind only," explained Mike with his mind only.
"There's a really lot that you've got, isn't there?" Missy let herself blurt out.
Sunday, February 25, 2024
Upgraded Services for Humilderies, Miracles and Blessings
Beginning today and throughout the entire cycle of moons
Care for your medical emergencies will be administered as follows:
Humilderies (non-wound related, unless surgical, viral or bacterial infections, all mental health gripes, transplants, mysteries): Report to your district's clinic-cantina or the centre indicated on your W.A.S.T.E. papers. We have regular drugs as well as a full complement of palliative applications and potions to help get you through this humiliating loss of control over your own health and back to living and working responsibly.
Miracles & blessings: Please report to Central Shiv Joint, MPS Village. We'll do our best to process your miracle or blessing with the respect and reverence for which you've been chosen. Our services can include (in return for registering your miracle or blessing with MPS Ministries): scar preservation and wound color retention, healing-in-place procedures to help you retain and leverage all received limb and/or spine morphoses permanently and in accordance with lavajraja (say "vajraja" here), prosthetic K5000 signals that can also help you retain mobility, retrieval (if granted by predator) and pickling of lost body fragments through certified MPS processes and authority, and discounts at any MPS pilgrim's hut or hunter's burrow, as available, for all future miracles and blessings alms tours you may find yourself up to embarking upon for a holy and prosperous career toward La Mthyuh. If you are blessed with any future events such as a targeted beach dump or punishing splash at Fire Shore, we will provide all required apostilles and transmittals free of additional charge.
"Upgraded Services for Humilderies, Miracles, and Blessings"
MPS
Phyllis [trans.]
likely emergency
i woke up in a kung-fu movie
a generous bloke next to me
a jar of valium for free
non-stop kicking on the
screen, etc.
my own knee could barely
fit between my ass and the
seat back in front of me
and my high-ass wood-
block heels, and so on
because it was my city
and as a child there were these
shields around me, e.g.
being on a ledge that was privy
as in likely emergency
by Reptily
Saturday, February 24, 2024
connection
But unlike you, I have lived a life of near total secularity. I'm not afraid of the K5000.
Not even as it tracks and adjusts the movements of your limbs and spine?
Those are behaviors I'd never elect to manage even if I had the choice. Braino is vastly more powerful wherever the K5000 can underwrite some of the grunt work.
Know and name thine enemy, dear friend. Even if you'll have nothing to do with lavajraja.
Vajraja.
I know that you can say it and that you feel good saying and having said it lavajraja.
Vajraja.
Ok I better sign off. You caught me at a very late point in my life this time. Talk to your minister of technology, but I'd scope it for early to mid adulthood. They're burying me tomorrow, man.
Oh, so sorry. For your loss?
No, you're sorry about interrupting me when I'm trying to die.
Ok. I do feel bad about that. Damn connection. Next week we'll find a much spiffier moment for the both of us.
Take care, Jan.
You as well, Dr. Thong.
Sunday, February 18, 2024
Make the K-5000 Make Your Job Better
[create image] In the steaming rubble of his family's vittles emporium, on [change to] a heap of steaming rubble rising above a small crowd of dazed and angry flekes, Jan Jansdaad stands [create image] balancing himself on bare feet at the top of the heap. [create moving image] He raises an arm in a classic rhetorical manner, and a bandage unfurls from his wrist: the symbol we know of today as [create image] our flag, a single white ribbon with an embroidered scarlet J.
[Add dialog Clip #] As I stand here on this steaming heap of rubble, all that's left of my family's vittles emporium, all that's left, perhaps, of some members of my family, I wonder how a man can speak still and bear the weight of this horror!
Indeed I wonder how a man can speak and why, apart from doggedly following ancient traditions, we must also submit to the murdering beasts that darken these skies! But I do not require light to see the MPS's treachery!
Why indeed do we have the gift of speech, unlike those dead just yards below my feet? May we speak so as not to kill or kill when they do not hear us speak! [create image: Jansdaad's fists clenching his bloody tunic]
[Add dialog Clip #] Jan Jansdaad, what can we do now. What is our response? [create image: turban-headed figure in crowd holding both arms high in the air]
[Add dialog Clip #] I chuck my dead into La Mthyuh. I beg that she eat me next. And next, all of you. And then we must destroy the K-5000! [create image: crowd of dusty and injured Jantownsmen shaking fists and shouting or falling to their knees and tearing at their hair; BKGRD: skies obscured by three colossal Ks drizzling rain-like urine] Destroy the K-5000! Destroy the K-5000!
from: Practice File 3
MPS Special Seminar: