Monday, March 18, 2024

Documents captured from Choose Your Death (CYD) program


Notification to MOD applicant:

You have elected a manner of death (MOD) that has reached its participant cap for your district. Please select a new MOD from this list of currently available MODs:

  • cancer: debilitating, non-disfiguring, term of 5 (five) years*
  • heart failure: term of = / > 3 (three) years, + mandatory surgical interventions TBD*
  • heart failure: vittles parlor, term of 7–15 minutes*
  • sorrow, regret: term of = / > 10 (ten) years
  • industrial machinery-related: term of 3–6 days, disfiguring*
  • public deadheading: immediate, shopping plaza, basic staging, disfiguring, payout goes to MPS Charities*
  • public deadheading: immediate, mid-sized stadium, open for subsequent event, disfiguring, no payout
  • pre-birth termination: This is obviously not an available election for you unless you are still within a womb or bun oven. Throughout history, and barring the random prank or stunt, MPS has never received a single legitimate application or inquiry about PBT from any eligible party Crack-wide. For this reason, it has been categorized as the least desirable MOD and therefore, pre-indemnified for the highest payout, TBD, based off wind flux. Full menu of palliatives, legal and media representation, [touch box] [] immediate [] slow [] i'm feeling lucky

If you have not selected a manner of death from the list above by the rising of the [ ] moons, a MOD will be assigned by MPS on your behalf. 

*palliative substances are disapproved for this election

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