Thursday, April 7, 2011

Austerity clinic

What you looking at, Missy Silly? They ain't no treats for you t-tay. Why so reproachful, lovey? The stink eye. Who saved you by tossing bait in the yard, even used my best boy, the house guard, to lure you in with sexy jumping.

In the hot pockets a local wears a percent of her skeleton on the outside, and visitors have to come and go quickly. To get you back safely I'd, oh I don't know, helicopter in and hang a ladder action.

[...] how in every town and age, there's a man wanders up and starts to build a cathedral outta tracter tires 'n "adobie." Who knew they were all the same guy. He's not a troublemaker; he's like a beggar; it's a mystery his place of showers.

Suddenly he's there in your rooms, a blinding light. There must be electricity in his touching fangers, or a deep smell of handiwork.

Bitch, you are our child.

Sylvia to Peg at age 49, already an unrepentant monster, strapped and clamped to a vinyl-upholstered panel van, as Tom stands by sobbing. 

5 comments:

  1. Some folk survived.

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  2. You guys might not know I'm the tag crew, so I get to follow up with the tags the Cap'm choose. Por ejemplo bitches is a tag mostly on whenever we use the words bitch or bitches. We wanted freedom to say bitch but we dint want to treat it like any other wurr so we made a tag "BITCHES." To track it.

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  3. Prolly cuz he doesn't get it.

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  4. Anonymous00:19

    Is that Carol Burnette?

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  5. Anonymous22:26

    FLACO HUEVON!

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