virtue challenge
spend one glorious day being virtuous in the loving arms of virtue
may that your choices be borne of virtue all the virtues
may that any step on this day must not violate any of the virtues
virtues are designated as:
virtues which are considered to be virtues The Crack-wide (see appendix)
not virtues which you think it would be cute to call virtues
start the day saying these words in this order
i am a virtue i am a virtue muffin mthyuh eat me first or send your demons
i mthyuh i am am a virtue virtue muffin your demons eat me first or send your
send your demons send a virtue mthyuh eat your demons first or am your
virtue demon me eat your demons first am send me muffins virtue muffins
[repeat]
in between your chanting you may find that you're making virtuous choices automatically
this is because by chanting the sacred words you have activated the K5000
the K5000 would never harm you but it does now have access and has now
taken charge of one key portion of your Braino son so
don't stop now and i mean lidderly don't stop now because
[MPS has imperiously and arbitrarily redacted this portion of the activity instructions]
by Phyliss [trans.]
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