Today's Epiphany
with Ted
They've finally figured out a workaround for the disanimate flesh energy sourcing question. Watch these mummy monarcas process insects caught up in they flying f-suit nets.
[insert video of actual x-ray digestion taking place in the rubbry digestive tract of a mummified pre-historic bird]
It's called "assisted automated bioprocedural response," and from all indications to date, it's worth everything.
The capture and processing of living matter while in flight implementing god-made organs enshrined in Pharmsupply Latex 40, the transformation of waste into a self-lubricatory system for metallic parts as well as a combover for the ozone layer-- this means sustainability, but even more important, perpetual motion.
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