- Just hold the item(s) in your hand and walk out the door with it/them, purposeful but unhurried. Then if stopped, say, "Wow, I guess I spaced out. I want to buy this/these, but I also wanted to compare the price over at [name of other store at mall]."
- If you must flame while in a hooptie, keep hands well below the dash.
- If you are trying to get back more shiny coins, choose a teller who seems to be flirting with you.
- If you have a lighter in your pocket, and there's another one on the table, use the one on the table, and then put it in your pocket. You now have two lighters.
- Get the shiny coins up front, but make sure his purse is close by in case he wants to add items or go off menu.
- Press a dab of his pre-cum between your thumb and forefinger. If it's tacky, use a condom. If it's stringy, you're good!
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