Thursday, September 26, 2013

Dry and Loud

Looking up from a sulk at the ground
We put "dry" first in "dry and loud"
Because seating comfort should come before sound.

If the sound is good but the feel is wet
The experience unfolds as one you'll regret;
You haven't known humiliation yet.

But wind that's dry, with trumpet full
Calls foul the cries of "Imbecile!"
And proves you've been responsible.

"Scatology is not the same as scat."

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