- Please tell us what led to yr charge that Ms. Thong is a rampage shooter.
- First, when we refused to pay her, she appeared to be quite angry. That was frightening.
- Go on...
- Her reputation is pretty violencey. No one at the clinic likes her at all.
- What are some of the complaints for which you personally were stationed on cull?
- There was the one when Sandro, an enema nurse, was pretending Dr. Donna was invisible. He reported that she kept vocalizing more and more loudly to him until she was nearly yelling, which obliged him to employ a habanero spray in her eye. Anyone can tell you she seemed insanely out of her mind at that point. Like a killer.
- What had Dr. Thong been trying to tell Sandro?
- He said she kept asking for the key to the Ladies'. He had it on a chain. But she could have had a weapon stored behind that door.
- Why did Sandro pretend the doctor was invisible.
- Everyone knows what a scary, violence-toned person Donna is. Someone on the distribution list suggested that we all just aklike she isn't there until she gets the message, and some of the more responsible ones did just that.
- Did Dr. Thong also receive that message?
- She did, because she took it directly to the Workplace Fluffer Team.
- Please describe the mandate of the WFT.
- "To keep things fluffy with hearts and smiles, so that every day is a worker's treat."
- Thank...
- "To decorate with skeletons on Halloween; to fill our desks with things to eat."
- Thank you, Mr....
- "To sit and pout when you ask, jump and laugh when you give, go sleepies when you take."
- Is that...?
- "We are vested by the state to guard a worker's right to talk of sports and cookies bake."
- But sir, is this not a serious clinical environment.
- Out-of-towners don't understand how we do medicine down here. Our patients add up to one of the highest averages in the chanks for prevention ignoral.
- You mean their illnesses are their own fault.
- They made their beds. They could have made their own happiness. Why should we all have to pay for that.
- Because it's what you yrselves are paid to do?
- We're paid to satisfy the Preservation Society. They've got us filling out forms all day. So what: if the prevention ignorists can work the system, we can do it better.
- Would you characterize Dr. Thong as ignorist empathetic?
- She thought she understood the dreams of men. It's how she hurts us in our minds, and why we don't expect her back again.
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