Back inee olden days Reptily mom and dad walk her through a foreign town on a phat wooden cart. Instead of arms, they had signs they'd written on with lipstick. The empty tubes rattled on the floor, just as Coral Blush Chum sloshes at the bottom of a War Canoe.
WEER JUSS PASSIN ON THRU
PLEEZE LEAVE US IN PEACE
CUZ THATS WUTWE WISH 4U
PLEEZE LEAVE US IN PEACE
CUZ THATS WUTWE WISH 4U
You might expect the next paragraph to be Choked with Carnage, but no. Enemy Villagers were just confused or busy and couldn't have cared less even though they would have liked to kill them haddit been Free of Consequence.
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The dialect of this leads me to believe you're Krazy Kat comics fans? If not I highly recommend them. Written by George Herrimann. I think you'll see the kinship instantly! Nice stuff!
ReplyDeleteLooks like KK also came outta the chanks! Poor kitty.
ReplyDeleteThanks sweetie!
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