What kind of mess would bring one to
Crave the homespun bustle of urbanity?
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Wanting to just get on a plane
And leave the hatchetings and cow urine mist?
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
You think that with me, awe comes cheap.
Less you've seen them quit their belts in the sugar.
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Free teeth, and good folks watching it:
Guys and their wives who want to settle down.
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Ones who thirst lust and lust peace and
Other stuck freaks who stick it to each other.
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Fat lambies munching in the dew
Something smells bad and they nominated you.
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Gone to the city with my crew;
Times of loathing and po-pity will be few.
Guts laid out to dry on a rail;
Rowboat floats unmoving in a big sand pail.
Limerick Ode To “National Short Person Day”
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